Home Shopping

I'm all for shopping from home, in fact I'd go as far as to say the internet was the best thing to ever happen to the whole shopping experience. I get exactly what I want at a really good price and it's delivered to me in the comfort of my own home; bliss. I dont have to listen to the arse end of humanity scream at their kids to shut the fuck up, (by the way have you noticed its always chavs, skanks and pikeys who behave in this manner, probably as the kid is drawing the assistants attention to their shoplifting but thats another subject for another time), I dont have to dodge the buggy brigade, (see above and add out in gangs and all under 16), beggars and drunks can't harrass me, old people can't walk in to me and for many other reasons too numerous to list I LOVE HOME SHOPPING.
Now that we have established that this is what the internet was created for (well that and sharing information and porn; well, mainly porn), why when we have this brilliant tool at our disposal do people still insist on phoning me with their shopping lists and huffing when I can't get a department to pick the phone up. LISTEN YOU MORONS WHO DO THIS, THIS IS BECAUSE THEY ARE SERVING ALL THE PEOPLE WHO GOT OFF THEIR FAT LAZY ASS, LEFT THEIR HOUSE AND WENT SHOPPING. IF YOU WANT TO SHOP FROM HOME AND HAVE AN INSTANT RESPONSE USE THE DAMNED INTERNET AS IT MAY JUST STOP MY HEAD FROM EXPLODING IN SHEER FRUSTRATION AT YOUR STUPIDITY.
Ahhh that felt better.
Also why do people look something up on the internet and then naturally believe I stock it. There is only limited space available in a store and we can't stock every product ever invented and due to the fact that our overheads are higher that an online firms we can't sell as cheaply. The moral of this final part of my rant is the same as the rest of it, If you want that particular product at that really great price BUY IT ON THE DAMNED NET. If you want to browse/examine your product before purchasing GET OFF YOUR BUTT AND GO SHOPPING!