Cannabilsim is not necessary

Now there are certain books that I do not like; that poor excuse for a pit bull Jade Goody's being one of them, I would never read it. However some reactions are a bit extreme...

... senario, I'm on a till, customer aproaches, (he looks like a skank),

me - Hello sir can I take those for you
Customer- Grunts
( I start to scan his purchases through the till)
me - Will you buy the new Harry Potter book when it comes out?
Customer - (and I quote), "I would rather eat my own flesh"

A simple no would have been sufficient

However me telling him to enjoy his meal did not go down well!

Note to self, THINK BEFORE SPEAK, THINK BEFORE SPEAK