I have had a lot to blog about this week but everything that has gone on has just left me too exhausted.
Tuesday morning I walk in to the staff room of my store to be greeted by pigeons, (see photographic evidence). Now there are no windows or doors to the outside world from my staff room so pigeons were a bit random.
There was pigeon poo everywhere!
Anyway after calling Dick Dastardly and Muttley to remove the pigeons, arranging other rest facilities and for a deep clean of the staff room, (right when we are in the middle of changing cleaning contractors), that was that sorted.
So I think this is as weird and wonderful as the week is going to get until on Wednesday we had a skanky, ugly, dirty and smelly shoplifter, who was wearing the world's shortest skirt. Worse still I realised, as I had the misfortune to be walking behind her when escorting her up the stairs to the office, that she was not wearing any knickers!! I still vomit a little everytime I think about it.
So Thursday I have to visit the dentist but unfortunately my 6 month review with my area manager is straight after, so I have to talk about the first half business performance and my forecast for the next six months with one side of my face numb trying not to drool.
Anyhow Friday I go in to work, open up the door to the staff room only to be greeted by what...?
..... BLOODY PIGEONS.
Stay in touch for more pigeon news as the saga goes on.....
5 comments:
pigeons?
how in the world are they getting in?
perhaps it's the shoplifter?
i'm sensing a bit of drama here ...
hehe.
Easy.
You're staff room contains a portal to the pigeon dimension.
Duh.
Alimalie - I'm thinking of writing a cartoon its called catch the pigeon and stars a small chuckling dog, what do you think
Xulub - I personaly think aliens are teleporting them in as bait for Mr Vandemar
Mr Vandemar & Muttley in 'Catch the Pigeon.' I'd love to see that episode.
: )
haha. hilarious. we need to see this.
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